spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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