you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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