i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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