Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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