what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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