You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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