I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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