I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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