we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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