The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
you had me at cake vodka
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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