yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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