It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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