So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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