i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
