You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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