you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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