gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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