Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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