dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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