Grow some girl-balls and come out already
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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