Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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