if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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