and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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