So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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