i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
