Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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