margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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