If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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