Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
