did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
