I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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