I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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