She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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