I feel like abortions should bother me more
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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