Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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