She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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