I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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