sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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