Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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