I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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