Define "chronic" masturbator.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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