That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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