well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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