i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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