Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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