I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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