What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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