For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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