Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
