What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
